Ask The Master
Have either of you ever been turned into a pony?
Anonymous

“Surprisingly no er..well I haven’t”

The Doctor: No I haven’t but I’ve been turned into a dog once?

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How often is The Doctor lying when he tells stories or name drops?
Anonymous

“Quiet often, I’ve seen allot of the universe, most of the places he’s already seen, so he makes up stories allot”.

The Doctor: Not that much…okay..maybe…» we shall have to go somewhere you haven’t been yet then.

“it better not be boring”

Anonymous: CHUBBY BUNNIES!

The Doctor: Oops sorry for turning you into a bunny Master
“Change me back! NOW!”
The Doctor: Alright Alright! I will! Let me just…fix this machine..

Anonymous: CHUBBY BUNNIES!


The Doctor: Oops sorry for turning you into a bunny Master

“Change me back! NOW!”

The Doctor: Alright Alright! I will! Let me just…fix this machine..

Steve could be a pony if he wanted to. How dare you shatter the dreams of a pretty princess!?
Anonymous

Steve could not possibly be be a pony when he was born human then transformed into a far greater being, a timelord! And why would he even want to be a pony over a timelord?! A princess sure-princesses are of royalty and wealth but a pony…pff, Steve rather be princess of the bloody universe and force attractive men to wear very slim fitted suits, serve him, call him gorgeous all the time, buy him fancy dresses and diamonds.  

timeandbananas: Master, I wanna borrow that top. Where’d you get it?

“The guy was dead so…well I needed clothes”

timeandbananasMaster, I wanna borrow that top. Where’d you get it?


“The guy was dead so…well I needed clothes”

WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO FUCKING ADORABLE?!?!
Anonymous

“I’m adorable?! Pff I am not adorable” 

The Doctor: Why thank you~! I think so too.

Why do you two always look like your'e chewing gum or were just punched in the mouth?
Anonymous

“Good question, I have no idea, I guess we just puff our cheeks up allot when we’re thinking-or maybe it’s a disease.” 

The Doctor: Oh, I hope it isn’t fatal! 

“Relax I was kidding..”

STEVE IS BEST PONY!
Anonymous

Steve is not a pony.

He’s a woman named Abigail whom I used a altered healing machine to turn him into a clone of me to become part of the Master race which was supposed to take over the universe till my plans went wrong and nearly died in the process.   

Anonymous: How in the universe do the companions put up with the two of you?


The Doctor: I guess they just get used to us 

Can I have a banana?

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