Ask The Master

Anonymous: *Sixth Doctor Obviously more then a little drunk.* I’ve never kissed the Mistress…


Ms. Doctor: WHAT DID I SAY?!

Mistress: ow ow okay sorry! Geeese

“Called it”

Doctor: No way! I saw her in the corner of my eye!


MMMMMASSSTTTEERRR! River is going to Take away YOUR Doctor and She'll mock him/ embarrass /make him cry! You can't allow that! Thats YOUR job!

“He’s not going anywhere-wait he’s not mine- I mean…no now you guys are confusing me”

Doctor: hmm

“I said let go for millionth time!”

Doctor: No can do, shall we dance?

“N-no guhh will you let me go after?”

Doctor: Yes

“Fine, Deal!” 

Hello sweetie. Did you think you could get away with this without ME knowing about it? Of course not, dear. *smirks. sits down next to them* Goodness, the Master looks drunk enough to kiss you! Of course, not if I have a word in it *smirks again* -River Song
The Master drunks and i’m not invited? Oh, Honey, i will find you and i will skiiiiiiiin you! - JM
*The Sixth Doctor storms in* I can’t fathom this! My future self and the Master drunk together! I have one question for you!? Why wasn’t I invited… HMMMM!?

Hello sweetie. Did you think you could get away with this without ME knowing about it? Of course not, dear. *smirks. sits down next to them* Goodness, the Master looks drunk enough to kiss you! Of course, not if I have a word in it *smirks again* -River Song

The Master drunks and i’m not invited? Oh, Honey, i will find you and i will skiiiiiiiin you! - JM

*The Sixth Doctor storms in* I can’t fathom this! My future self and the Master drunk together! I have one question for you!? Why wasn’t I invited… HMMMM!?