Ask The Master
Anonymous: You ever just wanted to put a random angel statue in The Doctor’s bedroom so that it’s the first thing he sees when he wakes up and just watch him totally freak out?
“Yes, and it was hilarious”

Anonymous: You ever just wanted to put a random angel statue in The Doctor’s bedroom so that it’s the first thing he sees when he wakes up and just watch him totally freak out?

“Yes, and it was hilarious”

I made you all some soufflès ;) -Love, Oswin.
Anonymous

The Doctor: Oh why thank you~! 

“mmmfood” -stuffing face-

The Doctor: Hey! I still wanted to try some! It was very nice of her to make some soufflès for us.

“There isn’t much left-Sorry…no wait…no I’m not sorry” -continues eating-

Master? Have you ever considered supergluing a pair of headphones to The Doctor's ears and then playing "I Whip My Hair Back And Forth" in an endless loop to torment him? Or, just following him around everywhere playing the tuba?
Anonymous

Tuba sounds better.

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:3 have you two ever kisses *teehee* and did you two like it? getting personal up in here...

“Pff now-why would I kiss The Doctor-pah! Unless it was to…possibly get my way with something-LIKE STEALING THE TARDIS AND FLYING IT BACK TO EARTH! Taking over the planet and using it as a War Ship”.

The Doctor: N-No I’ve never kissed The Master, nearly-but no…not really. 

“It was an accident-but I moved my head away just in time”

If for some odd reason (my secret dream o.o) you two were to get married, who would wear the dress in the wedding and why?

“I would wear no dress for sure”

The Doctor: Nor would I…I mean okay if I really had too I guess…maybe a disguise? But I quiet like my suits-Wait WEDDING?!

How do you think Rose and the Doctor's clone are getting on?
Anonymous

“Pff I don’t know-And I don’t care”.

The Doctor: I’m sure they’re doing fine, at least I hope so…

I hope your happy Rose…

“She’s probably bored out of her mind”

The Doctor: She is not!-You know nothing about her Master. 

“Oh hoho touchy touchy! Talking about Rose negatively seems to upset you allot” -grins- “Maybe I should do it more”

The Doctor: No-cut it out Master or I’ll throw you out of the Tardis like Ms. Doctor did!

“Pf-haha! You wouldn’t do that”.

The Doctor: Maybe I will!

chevalier-de-seingalt: I would like it if I could see the pair of you dressed in a manner similar to this. -Casanova indicates his own attire with a sweeping gesture of the hand.- I can spare a few pieces of clothing for a short while to slake these curiosities if need be~.
 
“Reminds me of my older clothes”.
The Doctor: I think I like these clothes-maybe not the so much the showy-ness of my chest, but the rest is quiet nice.
 

chevalier-de-seingaltI would like it if I could see the pair of you dressed in a manner similar to this. -Casanova indicates his own attire with a sweeping gesture of the hand.- I can spare a few pieces of clothing for a short while to slake these curiosities if need be~.

 

“Reminds me of my older clothes”.

The Doctor: I think I like these clothes-maybe not the so much the showy-ness of my chest, but the rest is quiet nice.

 

Anonymous: Doctor are you doing something different with your hair? Also the Master has the prettiest soul sucking eyes ever. I obey.

Anonymous: Doctor are you doing something different with your hair? Also the Master has the prettiest soul sucking eyes ever. I obey.

Have either of you ever been turned into a pony?
Anonymous

“Surprisingly no er..well I haven’t”

The Doctor: No I haven’t but I’ve been turned into a dog once?

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WHY ARE YOU BOTH SO FUCKING ADORABLE?!?!
Anonymous

“I’m adorable?! Pff I am not adorable” 

The Doctor: Why thank you~! I think so too.